South Melbourne – At 1:30am on Sunday morning, Anderson Brinkley found himself at his favourite local South Melbourne tiddy bar. The reason for this latest visit being to help celebrate his mate Steve-O’s buck’s night.
Brinkley, who describes himself as a male feminist in his LinkedIn profile, was having the night of his life dropping Jager Bombs with the boys when he inadvertently locked eyes with a familiar face. It was his colleague Timothy Cruise, who was out celebrating his mate Dave-O’s birthday.
Brinkley, in a desperate attempt to explain his actions to his fellow male feminist, approached Timbo for a high-five and a chat.
“Isn’t it wonderful how empowered these women must feel being able to freely express themselves in their chosen careers?” exclaimed Brinkley.
“It most certainly is, Brinkmeister” said Timbo, sheepishly. “ Actually though…
I’m not so much interested in such places. In fact, uhhh… I’m merely here to celebrate Dave-O’s birthday.
“I hear ya Tim, I’m totally with you on this one!” agreed Brinkley.
The two feminists proceeded to brainstorm the best ways to to maximise revenue for these empowered women.
“I have heard from experts that that best thing one can do is to pay extra for a private room.” Said Brinkley.
“It would be wrong not to” exclaimed Timbo. “Let’s go halves!”
Just then, an exotic dancer called Trixie was walking by and greeted them both “Hi Brinkmeister! Hi Timbo!” “I swear I have never seen that woman in my life”, they both said, simultaneously.
